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Аэрофлот Jr.
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« on: March 02, 2009, 09:57:53 PM »
This time my collaborations of Airbus & Boeing's GPWS Callouts.

Enjoy .
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2009, 10:34:08 PM »
Is it just me, or do the Boeing GPWS callouts sound much more intelligent than the airbus?  I don't like an airplane calling me a retard anyway
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2009, 10:39:05 PM »
Quote from: cessna157 on March 02, 2009, 10:34:08 PM
Is it just me, or do the Boeing GPWS callouts sound much more intelligent than the airbus?  I don't like an airplane calling me a retard anyway

Haah you are not alone.  i agree .
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2009, 08:08:43 PM »
Only an Airbus would call you a retard.  Sounds like a depressed Brit getting winded making the altitude callouts.

Maybe the "retard retard retard" portion would make a good ringtone.  wink

"Retard... retard... retard"

Oh, there's the wife again... hang on a minute.
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2009, 08:15:56 PM »
Quote from: atcman23 on March 03, 2009, 08:08:43 PM
Only an Airbus would call you a retard.  Sounds like a depressed Brit getting winded making the altitude callouts.

Maybe the "retard retard retard" portion would make a good ringtone.  wink

"Retard... retard... retard"

Oh, there's the wife again... hang on a minute.

I love your wife jokes 'atcman23'  lol
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2009, 08:29:00 PM »
Thanks for the laugh cessna I needed that
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 07:24:54 AM »
Quote from: Аэрофлот Jr. on March 03, 2009, 08:15:56 PM
I love your wife jokes 'atcman23'  lol

Haha thanks!  I am married... maybe someday I'll actually do that... though she would get a kick out of the retard ringtone.
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 03:41:56 PM »
Quote from: atcman23 on March 04, 2009, 07:24:54 AM
Quote from: Аэрофлот Jr. on March 03, 2009, 08:15:56 PM
I love your wife jokes 'atcman23'  lol

Haha thanks!  I am married... maybe someday I'll actually do that... though she would get a kick out of the retard ringtone.

No problem  smiley  and you will never miss your wife's call with that ringtone lol
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2009, 07:24:39 PM »
Nor will anyone around me either.
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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2009, 07:47:20 PM »
Quote from: cessna157 on March 02, 2009, 10:34:08 PM
Boeing GPWS callouts sound much more intelligent than the airbus?

yes i agree with that. But boeing still use a wheel to steer where as when in an airbus you can treat it like a video game.
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2009, 12:04:04 PM »
Thats hilarious...retard, retard, retard... grin

I like the ringtone idea...would work for my wife too!! LOL  tongue

The Airbus callouts remind me of a toy we all had when we were younger...anyone remember
Speak-N-Spell?? Little red box, it would talk to you...that thing used to creep me out... undecided

Just in case anyone wants to listen...below is Dane Cooks Speak-N-Spell...pretty funny...
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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2009, 12:06:59 PM »
Quote from: strangr on March 06, 2009, 07:47:20 PM

yes i agree with that. But boeing still use a wheel to steer where as when in an airbus you can treat it like a video game.

Except with a Boeing's yoke, you are telling the aircraft where to go.  In an airbus's nintendo joystick, you are only recommending to the airplane where you'd like it to go, and it'll decide if it is in the mood to do so.


Do I sound a little biased here?    grin
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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2009, 01:39:23 PM »
Quote from: cessna157 on March 07, 2009, 12:06:59 PM



Except with a Boeing's yoke, you are telling the aircraft where to go.  In an airbus's nintendo joystick, you are only recommending to the airplane where you'd like it to go, and it'll decide if it is in the mood to do so.


Do I sound a little biased here?    grin

Hahaha good point
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2009, 02:52:21 PM »
I'm a little late on the response here, being that the date goes back a bit,
but I'm partial to Boeing. Better product than the "Scarebus" aircraft that the Europeans are building.

My personally motto, mantra is: "If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going!!!"   grin
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2009, 05:50:00 PM »
Quote from: cessna157 on March 07, 2009, 12:06:59 PM
Quote from: strangr on March 06, 2009, 07:47:20 PM

yes i agree with that. But boeing still use a wheel to steer where as when in an airbus you can treat it like a video game.

Except with a Boeing's yoke, you are telling the aircraft where to go.  In an airbus's nintendo joystick, you are only recommending to the airplane where you'd like it to go, and it'll decide if it is in the mood to do so.
Fly By Wire *Cough* 777 *cough*  grin
Airbus are just as good  smiley

Do I sound a little biased here?    grin
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