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« on: September 20, 2005, 11:05:53 AM »

I heard from a buddy today that there's an audio file out there that is a spoof of an ATIS broadcast from Kansas or Oklahoma somewhere.  It apparently broadcasts the worst weather possible... winds at 300 kt, or something like that.  Does anyone have this recording?

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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2005, 08:04:14 PM »

I have one from Minneapolis, it's a pretty funny one, I can email it to you if you want, I'll try to attach it to this post

* atis.wav (613.81 KB - downloaded 3198 times.)
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2005, 11:33:18 PM »

I'm sure there were a few good ones during Hurricanes Katrina and Ofelia.  Hurricane Rita should bring some interesting weather and ATIS broadcasts as well.  I'll be posting some ATIS numbers for some of the predicted "hit" areas.
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2005, 06:12:47 PM »

I FREGIN LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy  cheesy  cheesy

"Pieces Of Mobile Homes And Dead Cows On All Runways"
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2005, 06:31:15 PM »

That sounds like microsoft sam. huh

HMMMMMM!!!!  I Have an idea....
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2005, 06:37:50 PM »

It is Microsoft Sam.
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2005, 08:41:19 PM »

yeah, it is, and believe it or not but FLL ATIS sounds the same !  huh
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2005, 08:52:51 PM »

FLL ATIS always sounded normal to me....
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2005, 09:01:27 PM »

when I listened to it the other day it sounded just like that, i was told that it's because it's digital ATIS, you'd think they could use better voices !
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2005, 09:46:15 PM »

Oh yea, I guess cause your use to the FXE ATIS. Yea, most Charlie's and all Bravo's use D-ATIS. I always liked the voice, except when it does the taxiway closings. It all blends together. evil
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2005, 10:44:53 PM »

they should have the same voice as the ASOS system
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2005, 07:28:54 AM »

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they should have the same voice as the ASOS system


That'd be a good idea, but I believe AWOS and ASOS systems voices' only have recordings for ASOS-ONLY tones/phrases.  If they used this voice for the ATIS, it would be a LOT better than the D-ATIS voice now.

Mt. Shasta ASOS is actually a humans voice that recorded all phrases for the AWOS/ASOS system.  It has a pretty neat sound.

...not to mention they need to speed up the D- ATIS, it goes so slow now, takes over a minute or two to get all the info.  shocked
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2005, 08:41:18 AM »

my fav "perfect paul" ATIS phrase was at Boston (maybe still is?): "Upon receipt of your ATC clearance, please readback only your transponder code and callsign unless you have a question."

This well-poised and mannered phrase just sounds funny juxtaposed to the metar data.
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2005, 09:02:28 AM »

The only airport I have heard use that is LAX. Understandably so, there is probably 15 people waiting for clearance at all times. It's not even so much I like any of the instructions/advisories. I like when it says "Advise of initial contact you have information Deltahhhh". It never can repeat Delta correct or even the mystery pause in every D-ATIS is funny everytime. "Birds reported in the vicinity.......... of Philadelphia International Airport"
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2005, 11:08:37 AM »

We have a preview function for the ATIS at my facility and we do this kind of stuff all the time......good stuff cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2005, 07:12:24 AM »

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I have one from Minneapolis, it's a pretty funny one, I can email it to you if you want, I'll try to attach it to this post
thats just microsoft sam
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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2006, 04:30:09 PM »

paste exactly into your text to speech program...


Topeka Forbes Field Automated Weather Observation system.    0 3 1 3 zulu.  .  . Sky conditions.   Broken 150- Rain.  Overcast 474- Hail.  Broken 7,900 Ice. Scattered 9,700 Ice. Broken 13,400.  .  Surface Wind at 41 knots, expect Gust up to 170.  .  Tornadoes reported within and in vicinity of airfield. .  Heavy Wind shear reported. . All are advised to remain grounded until further notice.  . All inflight be aware of floating houses with little girl, ruby slippers, and Toto.


Broomstick 1364 cleared for takeoff. wink
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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2006, 10:22:51 PM »

The one for Miniapolis is funny.  Hehe dead cows.
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« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2007, 09:44:15 PM »

are we all sure its microsoft sam? it sounds just like perfect paul tts
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« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2007, 10:03:14 PM »

The FAA does use Perfect Paul.
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